How NOT to decorate your lobster. I call this Stairway to Hell.

If only humans could leave behind the tangible structure of their own transformations to look back on.

I love how one happy consumer claims that a tablet of soap whittled her waist from 62 to 48 inches.

But some old ads EMBRACED a little junk in the trunk (how anyone thought the name “CHUBETTES” was a winner for a clothing line, I do not know).

Adorable little skelly and her pet!

This is amazing in so many ways. Was this mushroom an official mascot of some sort, or just a damn fine costume?

This looks like something a child would paint in art class.

Best search query of the week: “Why is Nicholas Cage on the cover of a Serbian Biology textbook?”







8 responses to “Desktop Goodies 1/14”
Hahaha! That Nicolas Cage thing is just that little bit more bizarre than the mushroom! Love that crocodile skull, it’s extraordinary!
Nicholas Cage shows up in the most unexpected places. Who knew he’d be helping teach biology to Serbians?
That lobster dish…. *shudders*
Don’t want to serve that at your next dinner party? ๐
That mushroom reminds me of H. R. Pufnstuf.
I never saw that show personally, but I’ve heard a lot about it!
Definitely a fan of the skull carving. If I left behind the shedded skins of my past selves, though, I’d probably throw them out myself. Not sure I’d want to remember all that.
Yeah, I’d probably lock all my past selves in a safe and only access them if reminders are necessary.