Are you ready for some seriously absurd nouveau-kitsch? Check out the December Diamonds Collection of themed mermen.
Hmmm…light bondage merman?
Straight from the gym, all blinged out and ready for “da club.”
A lollipop? Doctors don’t do that. Trust me…I know.
You know you’re curious about the rest.
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7 responses to “Creepmas Day 12: Diamonds of the Sea”
LOL !!! 🙂 Nouveau-kitsch is putting it eloquently. What is sexy about a man-fish who needs a gallon of Old Spice and has no “pole” to offer, talk about no “Shamu” if you get my “adrift”. Rather than the catch of the day, I would think women would prefer to fantasize about Centaurs. I’m going to shut up now.
I don’t think these were made to cater to women… And yes, it does take kitsch, even for my gay friends, to a new level.
These are so ridiculously awful that they’re brilliant! I already know a couple of people who would loooooove to get these for a Christmas present…
Oh yes, these are truly wondrous! If only I’d seen them earlier I could’ve got all my present buying done in one fell swoop.
So difficult to choose between them, but having looked at the whole range (you were right Dana, I couldn’t resist a peek) I think my vote would have to be for Mr Tattoos – when it comes to glittery mermen Christmas baubles, it’s hard to beat the classics… 😉 -Nx
Diamonds and fish bits! It’s so hard for boy bands to differentiate themselves these days.
I knew you guys would appreciate these in all their awful glory!
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