Creepmas Day 12: Diamonds of the Sea
Are you ready for some seriously absurd nouveau-kitsch? Check out the December Diamonds Collection of themed mermen.
Hmmm…light bondage merman?
Straight from the gym, all blinged out and ready for “da club.”
A lollipop? Doctors don’t do that. Trust me…I know.
You know you’re curious about the rest.
Cannot type/talk due to severe illness (all words courtesy of voice software or kind typing helpers)…I read and appreciate all comments…Apologies for not being able to respond.
SheWalksSoftly 
December 12, 2013 at 9:29 pm
LOL !!! 🙂 Nouveau-kitsch is putting it eloquently. What is sexy about a man-fish who needs a gallon of Old Spice and has no “pole” to offer, talk about no “Shamu” if you get my “adrift”. Rather than the catch of the day, I would think women would prefer to fantasize about Centaurs. I’m going to shut up now.
December 13, 2013 at 2:39 am
I don’t think these were made to cater to women… And yes, it does take kitsch, even for my gay friends, to a new level.
December 13, 2013 at 12:00 am
These are so ridiculously awful that they’re brilliant! I already know a couple of people who would loooooove to get these for a Christmas present…
December 13, 2013 at 3:30 am
Oh yes, these are truly wondrous! If only I’d seen them earlier I could’ve got all my present buying done in one fell swoop.
So difficult to choose between them, but having looked at the whole range (you were right Dana, I couldn’t resist a peek) I think my vote would have to be for Mr Tattoos – when it comes to glittery mermen Christmas baubles, it’s hard to beat the classics… 😉 -Nx
December 13, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Diamonds and fish bits! It’s so hard for boy bands to differentiate themselves these days.
December 14, 2013 at 8:32 pm
I knew you guys would appreciate these in all their awful glory!
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