Creepmas Day 12: Diamonds of the Sea

Are you ready for some seriously absurd nouveau-kitsch? Check out the December Diamonds Collection of themed mermen.


Hmmm…light bondage merman?

Straight from the gym, all blinged out and ready for “da club.”

A lollipop? Doctors don’t do that. Trust me…I know.

You know you’re curious about the rest.

Cannot type/talk due to severe illness (all words courtesy of voice software or kind typing helpers)…I read and appreciate all comments…Apologies for not being able to respond.


7 Responses to “Creepmas Day 12: Diamonds of the Sea”

  1. LOL !!! ๐Ÿ™‚ Nouveau-kitsch is putting it eloquently. What is sexy about a man-fish who needs a gallon of Old Spice and has no “pole” to offer, talk about no “Shamu” if you get my “adrift”. Rather than the catch of the day, I would think women would prefer to fantasize about Centaurs. I’m going to shut up now.

    • bettiemuldoon Says:

      I don’t think these were made to cater to women… And yes, it does take kitsch, even for my gay friends, to a new level.

  2. These are so ridiculously awful that they’re brilliant! I already know a couple of people who would loooooove to get these for a Christmas present…

  3. Oh yes, these are truly wondrous! If only I’d seen them earlier I could’ve got all my present buying done in one fell swoop.

    So difficult to choose between them, but having looked at the whole range (you were right Dana, I couldn’t resist a peek) I think my vote would have to be for Mr Tattoos – when it comes to glittery mermen Christmas baubles, it’s hard to beat the classics… ๐Ÿ˜‰ -Nx

  4. Diamonds and fish bits! It’s so hard for boy bands to differentiate themselves these days.

  5. shewalkssoftly Says:

    I knew you guys would appreciate these in all their awful glory!

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