Desktop Goodies 6/4

Brains: it’s what’s for dinner.

And speaking of, who thought a grinning peanut grinding his own brain out onto a platter was…a great idea for a product? I envision a young Hannibal Lecter having a lovely time with this. Don’t get me wrong. I’d like one.

For the one time every few years that I need to physically remove a staple:

What actually happens when you have a toothache. Next time you are bothered, understand that it is just the worms, demons and ghosts acting up beneath your enamel.

Mid-century America presents NARCISSISM: THE DRESS.

I don’t. But I’ve heard the stories.

Ohhhhhh…so that’s how you get a man. You glue him down! I’ve been doing it wrong.

A real book; I kid you not:

When a man is asked what is perfectly irresistible I highly doubt “wool mantilla” is the first item that comes to mind (click picture to enlarge).
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The quote that made my week (thanks, Casey):
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Cannot type/talk due to severe illness (all words courtesy of voice software or kind typing helpers)…I read and appreciate all comments…Apologies for not being able to respond.

3 Responses to “Desktop Goodies 6/4”

  1. Andy Clarke Says:

    “Open your heart & mind”; but for chrissakes close your legs!

    Sue and I used to have a Jello Brain mold. You would mix peach jello & condensed milk (to make it opaque) and get a very real looking brain. It was funny how few people would try it.

    And I don’t believe you’d need glue to keep a guy. ^_~

  2. The picture of the teeth with demons inside them is utter claptrap. I have personally seen x-rays of aching teeth which showed that the real culprits are tiny, almost microscopic beavers.

  3. I love that cat/staple remover. I haven’t seen a staple remover in years but I always marvelled at how incredibly vicious they look.

    Narcissism dress is hilarious! It reminds of a scene in a comedy I saw once where it was a woman’s birthday and her co-workers all wore face masks of her face at a surprise party. It was extremely creepy!

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