Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow

I know it’s cruel to post a long-discontinued item in the heart of the year’s most hectic shopping period. My apologies to anyone who would immediately add Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow to their shopping or wish list.

Here we have a plastic cow that “drinks” water from a trough (meaning, you put its head down and it acts like a vacuum hose), which then mixes with imitation milk tablets housed in its stomach.

The luscious, giant cow lips and come-hither stare are unnerving. I feel…dirty.

And the final product is not exactly appetizing.

Purely from a collector standpoint, these must be rather valuable.

Watch the commercial, if you dare:

And if your thirst for retro toy horror has not been quenched, why not visit Baby Alive? Or the Baby Alive follow up post?


8 Responses to “Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow”

  1. I …. want it!!! is that odd?

  2. I wanted this as a kid.

    There’s another one that actually “eats” pretend grass.

  3. I had this toy as a kid – it was awesome (for some reason)!. It’s hard to believe I didn’t go into livestock or farming…

  4. JakesMamma2012 Says:

    If anyone knows where to get one, please contact me. I had one as a kid and would love to get one for my little boy. Thanks!

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  7. Malay Kumar Mondal Says:

    i want to buy this for my kid

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