Call for Audience Participation: Worst “Sexy” Costume
“Sexy” costumes have gotten really out of control. This, we know.
I ask you, awesome readers, to help me find the absolute WORST ones for a pre-Halloween roundup.
I offer Sexy Mr. Potato Head as inspiration.
Submissions will be gratefully credited. Ideas?
October 10, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Hm. I don’t have any images to support this, but would a custom “gay cow” with an udder consisting of 4 penises for teats be in the running? I tried to take a picture, but my camera refused to work.
October 10, 2012 at 3:17 pm
I can’t figure out how to share the photos with you, but I found an obscene Cookie Monster (which is just crummy–get it?), a deranged clown (clowns are too creepy to ever be sexy), a scantily-clad Lumber Jack “ette” menacingly carrying a massive axe, and a sexy SpongeBob (can sponges even be sexy?).
October 10, 2012 at 4:00 pm
How about a sizzling strip of bacon? Get it?
http://www.buycostumes.com/Bacon-Dress-Adult-Costume/803239/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=AFC-creator&AID=10425830&PID=6181611
October 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm
Got two for you:
Sexy Ramen: http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/costumes/womens/PRD~1178955/Instant+Noodles+Costume++Adult.jsp
And stolen from another blog, comparison between male/female ‘Bodybag’ costumes:
http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Screen-Shot-2012-10-08-at-3.09.26-PM.jpg
WTF.
October 10, 2012 at 7:17 pm
The worst sexy costume I’ve seen is a sexy shower. WTF? http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Shower-Costume.php?utm_source=googleps&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=googleps
October 11, 2012 at 3:29 am
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Think-Something-Went-Wrong/2542873
I admire her confidence.
October 11, 2012 at 3:36 am
And for the ladies…
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/files/2009/10/sexyman5.jpg
October 11, 2012 at 3:48 am
Sexy hamburger? Seriously?
http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Hamburger-Costume.php
October 11, 2012 at 9:50 am
Reblogged this on Drndark.
October 11, 2012 at 8:06 pm
http://www.yandy.com/Bert-Mask-and-Sexy-Overalls.php
October 12, 2012 at 12:44 am
My vote is for any of the “sexy” costumes that make a trampy, female version of a male character (Freddy, Jason, Michael, etc.). It makes absolutely no sense, other than to add to the 23948738 other “look at me” costumes out there.
October 12, 2012 at 10:53 am
Reminds me of something a female friend once said: “There’s no point entering costume contests at clubs, because the person who wins is always either the girl dressed like the biggest slut or the DJ’s girlfriend”.
October 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm
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