Call for Audience Participation: Worst “Sexy” Costume

“Sexy” costumes have gotten really out of control. This, we know.

I ask you, awesome readers, to help me find the absolute WORST ones for a pre-Halloween roundup.

I offer Sexy Mr. Potato Head as inspiration.

Submissions will be gratefully credited. Ideas?

13 Responses to “Call for Audience Participation: Worst “Sexy” Costume”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Hm. I don’t have any images to support this, but would a custom “gay cow” with an udder consisting of 4 penises for teats be in the running? I tried to take a picture, but my camera refused to work.

  2. I can’t figure out how to share the photos with you, but I found an obscene Cookie Monster (which is just crummy–get it?), a deranged clown (clowns are too creepy to ever be sexy), a scantily-clad Lumber Jack “ette” menacingly carrying a massive axe, and a sexy SpongeBob (can sponges even be sexy?).

  3. Got two for you:

    Sexy Ramen: http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/costumes/womens/PRD~1178955/Instant+Noodles+Costume++Adult.jsp

    And stolen from another blog, comparison between male/female ‘Bodybag’ costumes:

    WTF.

  4. And for the ladies…

  5. Reblogged this on Drndark.

  6. My vote is for any of the “sexy” costumes that make a trampy, female version of a male character (Freddy, Jason, Michael, etc.). It makes absolutely no sense, other than to add to the 23948738 other “look at me” costumes out there.

    • Andy Clarke Says:

      Reminds me of something a female friend once said: “There’s no point entering costume contests at clubs, because the person who wins is always either the girl dressed like the biggest slut or the DJ’s girlfriend”.

  7. […] been ranting about for a while, and I’ve seen online that other people have noticed it too. I am talking about the disturbing, often hilarious trend of sexy costumes for […]

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