“Sexy” costumes have gotten really out of control. This, we know.
I ask you, awesome readers, to help me find the absolute WORST ones for a pre-Halloween roundup.
I offer Sexy Mr. Potato Head as inspiration.
Submissions will be gratefully credited. Ideas?
SheWalksSoftly 
13 responses to “Call for Audience Participation: Worst “Sexy” Costume”
Hm. I don’t have any images to support this, but would a custom “gay cow” with an udder consisting of 4 penises for teats be in the running? I tried to take a picture, but my camera refused to work.
I can’t figure out how to share the photos with you, but I found an obscene Cookie Monster (which is just crummy–get it?), a deranged clown (clowns are too creepy to ever be sexy), a scantily-clad Lumber Jack “ette” menacingly carrying a massive axe, and a sexy SpongeBob (can sponges even be sexy?).
How about a sizzling strip of bacon? Get it?
http://www.buycostumes.com/Bacon-Dress-Adult-Costume/803239/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=AFC-creator&AID=10425830&PID=6181611
Got two for you:
Sexy Ramen: http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/costumes/womens/PRD~1178955/Instant+Noodles+Costume++Adult.jsp
And stolen from another blog, comparison between male/female ‘Bodybag’ costumes:
WTF.
The worst sexy costume I’ve seen is a sexy shower. WTF? http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Shower-Costume.php?utm_source=googleps&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=googleps
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Think-Something-Went-Wrong/2542873
I admire her confidence.
And for the ladies…
Sexy hamburger? Seriously?
http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Hamburger-Costume.php
Reblogged this on Drndark.
http://www.yandy.com/Bert-Mask-and-Sexy-Overalls.php
My vote is for any of the “sexy” costumes that make a trampy, female version of a male character (Freddy, Jason, Michael, etc.). It makes absolutely no sense, other than to add to the 23948738 other “look at me” costumes out there.
Reminds me of something a female friend once said: “There’s no point entering costume contests at clubs, because the person who wins is always either the girl dressed like the biggest slut or the DJ’s girlfriend”.
[…] been ranting about for a while, and I’ve seen online that other people have noticed it too. I am talking about the disturbing, often hilarious trend of sexy costumes for […]