Today…a fish with an accordion. And a lotus flower. Very little information surrounds this mysterious vintage gem…but it deserves its own post.
So there you have it.
Category: vintage
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Yep, these are real birds…
…not Tribbles with eyes.
I wanted so much to believe this is an actual album, but sadly I don’t see it on Amazon or YouTube.
Now THIS is music! I can almost hear their sweet, fruity harmonizing.
1926 skull clock created by the German Oswald clockmaking workshop. They eyes rotate to tell the time.
For maximum safety, place your child in a crib that appears to be a cross between a glass coffin and what magicians use to saw people in half.
A unique abduction? Eye don’t know.
MONSTER SOUP OF THE THAMES!
Never neglect your bowels.
I wish this were part of a large “Things to Do With a Giant Head” photo collection. There are two fine suggestions here:
The Shadow is a force, indeed.
The challenges we rarely think of…
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How NOT to decorate your lobster. I call this Stairway to Hell.
Gorgeous carving work.
Enchanting…
Intriguing…
If only humans could leave behind the tangible structure of their own transformations to look back on.
I love how one happy consumer claims that a tablet of soap whittled her waist from 62 to 48 inches.
But some old ads EMBRACED a little junk in the trunk (how anyone thought the name “CHUBETTES” was a winner for a clothing line, I do not know).
Tick tock…
Adorable little skelly and her pet!
This is amazing in so many ways. Was this mushroom an official mascot of some sort, or just a damn fine costume?
This looks like something a child would paint in art class.
Everybody dance now!
Best search query of the week: “Why is Nicholas Cage on the cover of a Serbian Biology textbook?”
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Got $2,3000 to spend on a toy? Consider the Mad Mad Mad Scientist Laboratory.
Found on Ebay:
One of the holy grails on Monster toys. 1965 The Mad Mad Mad Scientist Laboratory Sold briefly through the back pages of Famous Monsters of Filmland Magazine. Original Cost – $4.95. Considered the rarest Monster toy in existence. Only 4 known to exist. This is the second finest one known. Would be considered mint but one of the chemicals leaked and damaged the bottom of the box. Other than that, cover is super mint and shiny.
It actually looks like a pretty amazing kit. The test tubes appear a bit more “real” than I would expect. I’d love to hand make something like this for a special kid; set up a whole box of mad scientist goodies with a cool cover.
Did you have any science toys as a kid? What was your favorite?
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It’s that time again! Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy! Actually, I’m ringing in the New Year in an odd bout of crippling migraines that has lasted a week, so I’m keeping this short.
This snowman’s face kind of looks like mine right now.
But may you be happier than a pig drinking champagne this evening!
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“It’s a WHAT?”, the commercial inquires. An appropriate exclamation for the Swing Wing, as it almost touches effectively upon the sense of bafflement one experiences upon viewing it.
What I have to say about this item was neatly summarized in my response to the loved one who shared it:
D: So…enough people really thought this whiplash-inducing device was a good idea to get the thing patented?
“Mommy, I want to play.”
“Ok darling! Go thrash your head violently and whip your own eyeballs. Here’s a cat o’ nine tails on a hat.”
C: Evidently yes! In fact, cut & paste that hypothetical conversation alongside this video and you’ve got yourself a tidy little SWS post, eh?
Also from Transogram, their patent-pending Bouncy Running Scissors and Kooky Box O’ Glass Shards. Just kidding. Or maybe not…I don’t know what else they made.
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To those who celebrate it, Merry Christmas!
(Thank you, Casp’al the Christmas Ghost for the photoshop!)
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I think a series of all of the Haunted Mansion Grim Grinning Ghosts would make an excellent ornament collection.
This image is just perfect: happy tan lady with happy man, angry pale lady, pale lady’s partner not-so-inconspicuously eying her sunkissed rival. Don’tyou want a sun lamp now?
Amazing relationship advice from the folks at Dormeyer: use tears to manipulate your husband into purchasing household items. Maybe if I fake a sense of victimhood I can score a toaster this Christmas.
A man who knows what he wants (even the big Kewpie is looking at him like “Seriously, dude?”):
Holy hell…
How to traumatize birds:
And by “Merry” I mean “there are bodies in the basement:”
This drenched, freezing Yeti standing in a flood may be the most depressing card ever.
The pudding has broken out in fluid filled pustules.
And now for the piece de resitance (don’t gloss over this one. Take in every detail):
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If you’ve never caught this classic, it’s time you watch The Lennon Sisters performing Dry Bones. Adorably out of sync, but full of heart.
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I’ve always been fascinated by “visible” anatomy models. I finally have a kit, waiting to be built (it’s a real labor of love, as all the organs and parts are white and must be hand painted!). But I look forward to it. Here’s a classic:
Is he dead in the back of your van?
A lesser known medical condition…
Maybe it’s just me, but not once in my life have I thought I’d like to “relax” by having my breasts vibrate.
If you want to feel like a rainbow threw up on your bed, I’ve got the sheets for you! The lollipop (and satisfied smile) really makes this image.
Gorgeous pulp art illusion.
Octopus gargoyle! More buildings need these.
One of the most breathtaking sand sculptures I’ve ever seen.
This is a real book. Can you image, even in your wildest dreams, a more romantic title? Nevermind the fact that he appears to be strangling her.
Wow. Ads have come a long way. Now they only imply that people hate the sight of you.
Yes, please.
Most of us probably walk around having no idea how adorable baby llamas are. Now you know.
Caption contest: what is this bear telling her?
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