Awkward Couple Photos
To alleviate the awkwardness Valentine’s Day brings about for many of us, I offer a series of couples who are almost guaranteed to be more awkward than you are.
Easy, tiger.
I can’t see anything in front of me except the afterimage of plaid, which is now burned into my retinas.
This picture has everything: attitude, questionable posing, mixed animal prints, and a killer devotional subtitle.
I know you’re probably tired of seeing all the parakeet bayonet photos online…but just in case…
Listen, what you do with phallic fruit behind closed doors is your business, but nobody needs to see this.
Is that a DRAGON in her hair?
Awkward? Maybe. But I’d get a portrait like this is a heartbeat.
SheWalksSoftly 
February 13, 2015 at 6:21 pm
The last one is quite normal 🙂
February 14, 2015 at 11:03 pm
I knew you’d agree!
February 14, 2015 at 5:14 pm
Thanks for showing this, now I can finally feel normal, hehe
February 14, 2015 at 11:03 pm
You’re very welcome. 🙂
February 14, 2015 at 9:09 pm
Jeez. That first one looks like those old Victorian ones where they had to sit still for far too long but… that banana one… I thought you were supposed to do that with spaghetti but they just really like bananas? Really, REALLY like bananas
February 14, 2015 at 11:04 pm
Really, REALLY.
February 15, 2015 at 6:01 pm
Firstly, the bayonette, parakeet was definitely new to me! Hah hah …and the so-called Dragon hair, wow… I don’t know what would possess someone to have their hair resemble a mode of transportation! LOL
February 15, 2015 at 6:02 pm
Yeah, I was just kidding. I’m pretty sure no one else on earth has taken a bayonet/parakeet photo. 🙂
June 22, 2017 at 2:41 am
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