Yep, these are real birds…

…not Tribbles with eyes.

I wanted so much to believe this is an actual album, but sadly I don’t see it on Amazon or YouTube.

Now THIS is music! I can almost hear their sweet, fruity harmonizing.

1926 skull clock created by the German Oswald clockmaking workshop. They eyes rotate to tell the time.

For maximum safety, place your child in a crib that appears to be a cross between a glass coffin and what magicians use to saw people in half.

A unique abduction? Eye don’t know.

MONSTER SOUP OF THE THAMES!

Never neglect your bowels.

I wish this were part of a large “Things to Do With a Giant Head” photo collection. There are two fine suggestions here:

The Shadow is a force, indeed.

The challenges we rarely think of…