Welcome to this edition of desktop goodies!
Would you buy Kellog’s corn flakes after seeing a child in the ad who looks like he’s be propped and posed postmortem?
Antique “eye massager,” for when your eyes need a little therapeutic squishin’!
AXOLOTL in a portrait! (See some axolotl info here, and an artistic interpretation here)
Don’t mind him…he’s really into that “sitting in a wall” thing.
The most complete system ever? Really?
I’m going to give you a great life tip here, folks. So listen up: be sure to set the iron to medium heat so as not to burn your crocodile.
The world’s most wistful butter substitute:
You can conveniently sell your sister by placing a check mark in the appropriate box.
Don’t say it, Dana…don’t say this piece of kitsch is…”corny.” D’OH!