Vintage Book Covers: Misc 3
The giant radioactive rodent welcomes you to this post. Civilization staggered!
I actually could have made a lot of money this way…
Who WOULDN’T?
Go on with your bad self!
And while we’re on the subject…
Why what a unique cover for a party hosting book. I guess “The New Hostess” sits naked by the fire and cooks the guests to serve on bread.
This is more the usual fare:
Incredible cover.
Careful with that “man-about-town,” Night Club Nurse…
…or you may become:
Stick with:
Here’s another pulp gem. I’m assuming “world’s oldest trap” refers to the woman on the left:
If THIS guy hands you a frog in your pudding, you eat it. You eat it and you shut up.
We’ll end on an uplifting note.
Don’t worry…it gets…well, not better I guess…
Oh fine, go have some:
SheWalksSoftly 
July 23, 2012 at 11:26 am
Happy times, indeed! Nice selection 😀
July 23, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Thank you!
July 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm
I don’t know why but the prescription pad that had “Marriage” on it really got me! I almost chocked on my coffee.
July 23, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Haha…that’s because Dr. Devastating is a keeper, Kelly. He’s dashing AND committed.
July 23, 2012 at 9:00 pm
Oops…forgot to sign in…it’s Dana (SheWalksSoftly)
July 27, 2012 at 10:07 pm
Where did you find these? All awesome — I think the penultimate is my absolute fave. So uplifting…
😉
July 29, 2012 at 3:54 pm
I’m a compulsive collector of images, so these were just from my personal archives for the most part.
July 27, 2012 at 10:15 pm
Wow that Kiss Kiss cover is creepy? Is that what happens to you if you kiss the cook?! LOL!
July 28, 2012 at 1:54 am
You have to wonder WTH the deal is with Roald Dahl. He’s like Lovecraft for kids, and probably was just as cosmically screwed up.
July 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Hahaha…that cover should go on a “kiss the cook” apron!
July 27, 2012 at 10:28 pm
OMG, these are so great! My personal fav is A Hell of a Woman. What a vixen!
July 29, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Yep…and if you don’t agree she’s a Hell of a Woman…you’ll have to deal with GRANDMA!
July 27, 2012 at 10:29 pm
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July 29, 2012 at 8:17 pm
Thanks so much! Come back soon…I post a lot of stuff like this.
July 31, 2012 at 3:08 am
We will. What fun!
July 27, 2012 at 10:57 pm
I LOVE vintage book covers. I have several calendars that showcase gems like these ones. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. My favourite line of yours: I’m assuming “world’s oldest trap” refers to the woman on the left. That’s pure gold.
July 29, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Hahaha…thanks. Make sure you see the rest of the posts in this vintage book cover theme week!
July 27, 2012 at 11:04 pm
Great collection. And I LOVE “Happy Times”! Fabulous cover.
Congratulations on being FP!
July 29, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Thank you! 🙂
July 27, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Where did you get all these hillarious books? I work at a library, so this one really hits home for me. Best one I ever saw was “Flicka, Ricka, and Dicka”, a children’s book which no one ever checked out. Bossypants will probably make the list 70 years from now.
July 29, 2012 at 8:20 pm
I’ve just saved entertaining covers in my own archives over the years. You must come across some great gems in the library! The Flicka, Ricka and Dicka books looks hilarious. I hope one of them explains those patently absurd names.
July 27, 2012 at 11:10 pm
Ha! I seemed to have had every Roald Dahl book growing up except for the one here!
July 29, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Looks like you missed a great one. 😉
July 27, 2012 at 11:35 pm
Is there anything in the pudding book that says where I can get a Loch Ness Fisherman’s Club t-shirt like the guy is wearing on the cover?
Great post… well ties together!
July 29, 2012 at 8:22 pm
Looks like those shirts don’t exist…such a shame. I’d like to make one, actually.
July 30, 2012 at 2:42 am
1) Make one.
2) Put it up on Cafepress.
3) Retire to the Cayman Islands with your millions.
July 30, 2012 at 3:42 am
I’m way ahead of you… I am planning on making some up and giving them to my three brothers for Christmas!
July 28, 2012 at 12:31 am
QUITE A COLLECTION…BOTH ALLURING AND ENDURING…LIKE (are you ready for it?)…the works at OUR POETRY CORNER, another Word Press blog! Good Job!
July 28, 2012 at 12:32 am
This is a hilarious post. You may want to check out a few strange books that I have encountered during my blogging: http://theembiggensproject.wordpress.com/2012/07/13/1002/
and
http://theembiggensproject.wordpress.com/2012/06/29/floppy-fingers-stretchy-arms-and-a-rainbow-vagina/
July 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Wow…delightfully terrifying suggestions. Thanks!
July 28, 2012 at 1:07 am
I’m a librarian, and used to work at an inner city library where a 300 pound middle-aged factory worker would borrow about 20 titiles like Dr. Devastating. He’d loudly proclaim “They’re for my wife!”, but we never believed him. 🙂
July 29, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Yeah…pretty much everyone wants a piece of Dr. Devastating and his literary counterparts. 🙂
July 28, 2012 at 1:23 am
Lovely stuff.
July 29, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Thanks!
July 28, 2012 at 1:52 am
Oh God. No matter how effed up the US is, it’s come a long way. Although Monsieur Eat-The Damn-Frog looks suspiciously hab-like …
July 29, 2012 at 8:25 pm
Yes, we’ve come a long way…though this generation certainly has its severe dysfunction embedded in pop culture!
July 28, 2012 at 2:10 am
I LOVE this!!! I tweeted it and facebooked it. Just great stuff!
July 29, 2012 at 8:25 pm
I really appreciate you sharing the site with others. Thank you!
July 30, 2012 at 1:09 am
My pleasure! That kinda stuff is right up my alley.
July 28, 2012 at 2:13 am
These are great! Thanks for sharing.
July 28, 2012 at 2:28 am
My, what fun!
Thanks for the reminder of a time when reading books was more widespread than today.
Well, maybe it was only the reading of book covers. Even so …
July 28, 2012 at 3:36 am
Too funny! Thank-you! 🙂
July 28, 2012 at 3:42 am
A good source of creative inspirations! Thank you!!
July 28, 2012 at 3:59 am
Oh my goodness. What were they thinking????
July 28, 2012 at 4:08 am
Surprised there’s no Nancy Drew on here. But great stuff! Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
July 28, 2012 at 5:06 am
This is funny. Pier (italpier.net)
July 28, 2012 at 5:31 am
absolutely amazing! Hope it’s okay to use a few images on a page of mine (with proper credit of course)?!
July 28, 2012 at 5:32 am
Amazing. Thanks so much for sharing!
July 28, 2012 at 6:31 am
Thank you for uploading these covers.
I have always admired these artistes who tell so much by painting an impression of the book onto the cover.
July 28, 2012 at 6:34 am
Holy smoke! Who approved these covers?!? They’re so bad they’re almost good. Thank you for sharing these horrors.
July 28, 2012 at 6:52 am
And they say TV ruined us? Looks like it might have saved us, at least from the rodent mutation. 🙂 Great post.
July 28, 2012 at 7:13 am
nice pic’s like it very much…
July 28, 2012 at 7:20 am
This is beautiful.
July 28, 2012 at 8:41 am
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July 28, 2012 at 8:47 am
Pretty cool covers!
July 28, 2012 at 9:09 am
great vintage blog. I am always searching dog vintage.
July 28, 2012 at 9:49 am
These are hilarious! It’s the frog in the pudding that gets me. I wonder why the author put those two together.
July 28, 2012 at 10:28 am
Hilarious!
July 28, 2012 at 11:21 am
Thanks for a good chuckle – some of those are priceless! 🙂
July 28, 2012 at 1:17 pm
you made my smile be my umbrella. and that’s not my normal style (http://www.amoeba.com/blog/2010/10/the-gone-world/the-art-of-the-lp-cover-umbrellas.html)
July 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm
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July 28, 2012 at 3:01 pm
I love vintage/ antique books! Thanks for sharing 🙂
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July 28, 2012 at 3:05 pm
I can’t believe some of this stuff.
July 28, 2012 at 4:17 pm
so much fun to see these!!
July 28, 2012 at 4:18 pm
How far we have come, when Fifty Shades of Grey tops the best seller lists…. Funny Stuff. Keep on.
July 28, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Remember the days when you had to be a good writer to get to the top? Now everything is simply bizarre.
July 28, 2012 at 5:53 pm
This made my day!
July 28, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Really awesome! The Roald Dahl one is so fitting. Everything he wrote was maniacal and creepy, just like the cover.
July 28, 2012 at 8:51 pm
I Like the Kiss Kiss Cover. Weird but Different. Hahaha! COOL!
July 28, 2012 at 8:56 pm
Fantastic post. Thank you. Yeah Roald Dahl what was he chaneling? Have a great day. Michele
July 28, 2012 at 9:19 pm
These are just as great as old magazine ads….gotta find me some of those to post. You’ve inspired me! Thanks!
July 28, 2012 at 9:29 pm
Hang on a minute – VINTAGE covers? wtf? I bought that Roald Dahl book when I was 18….oh dear, may be I am vintage too
July 28, 2012 at 10:16 pm
The Roald Dahl cover is a definite favorite. I loved his books for kids . . . until I grew up and realized I also loved his (R-rated) books for adults!
July 28, 2012 at 10:20 pm
These are great! Where in the world did you find them all? Now I want to go browse through bookstores and see what I can find.
July 29, 2012 at 3:16 am
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July 29, 2012 at 5:33 am
These covers are amazing. That Roald Dahl one is quite traumatizing.
July 29, 2012 at 11:42 am
More would be most welcome. Don’t forget zombies.
July 29, 2012 at 11:55 pm
I want to hug who ever thought this was a good idea. Because they were right!
July 30, 2012 at 12:25 pm
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July 31, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Some awesome beach reading here! LOL:) Great post.
August 13, 2012 at 2:31 am
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