It’s all about perspective.
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It’s all about perspective.
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Are you ready for some seriously absurd nouveau-kitsch? Check out the December Diamonds Collection of themed mermen.
Straight from the gym, all blinged out and ready for “da club.”

A lollipop? Doctors don’t do that. Trust me…I know.

You know you’re curious about the rest.
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These came up in an unrelated search…and I was intrigued. I could find very little info on them, save for the title of “Santa Breads.”

Does anyone know more about the origin of these glutinous little creepies?

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Madame Macabre Shop has what may be my favorite creepy ornaments. Unlike the standard “spooky” fare, these are actually disconcerting…in a masterfully subtle way.
Almost Lovecraft-ian…yet so unique…

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Some friends have sent me great creepy/unique holiday pictures and I’d love to compile them into an “audience participation” desktop goodies post.
If you’d like to share something, please contact me! Holiday image potluck time! Let’s get together on this…
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This is too incredible not to post. A recent ebay purchase arrived with this “free gift” in the box…which, due to its high AV (absurdity value), is greater than the purchase itself.
Here we have the bent, aging, awkward package of a thing you shove over your made-up face so your face doesn’t come off on your shirt.
It was the first thing I saw upon opening the package, and I thought “someone must have gotten this awesome find for me as a gift.”
Note the 1988 manufacturing date on the bottom left. I live for bizarre stuff like this.
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I suppose this is technically more “badass” than creepy, but once I set eyes on this my brain flooded with ideas of how to fill all the little pockets and loops with treats! What an awesome gift that would make.
LAPD Tactical Christmas Stocking
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I smell a giant trend approaching (well it’s already well underway, really). Like zombies, bacon and cupcakes, the krampus is rising in pop culture.
KRAMPUSFEST begins today:
A “multi-venue celebration” that will run this year from December 5th to the 21st. A troupe of costumed Krampus performers will appear at each venue, including the Krampus Ball, an art exhibition, and a publicly held run held in conjunction with the Downtown Art Walk. Each member of the Krampus Los Angeles Troupe makes their costume mostly by hand.
Boy, I remember when I used to mention the krampus and people raised a confused eyebrow. “What about cramps, now?”

Now they are all over sweaters, ornaments, cards…
There is an amazing art show I wish I could attend.
Much more info at the Krampus Los Angeles…a blog entirely dedicated to this folklore fiend!
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Eddie the Yeti’s art really captures the Creepmas spirit!
So much splattery, boney goodness!
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