Creepmas Day 7: The Amazing Mail Surprise

This is too incredible not to post. A recent ebay purchase arrived with this “free gift” in the box…which, due to its high AV (absurdity value), is greater than the purchase itself.

Here we have the bent, aging, awkward package of a thing you shove over your made-up face so your face doesn’t come off on your shirt.

It was the first thing I saw upon opening the package, and I thought “someone must have gotten this awesome find for me as a gift.”

Note the 1988 manufacturing date on the bottom left. I live for bizarre stuff like this.

Cannot type/talk due to severe illness (all words courtesy of voice software or kind typing helpers)…I read and appreciate all comments…Apologies for not being able to respond.

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8 Responses to “Creepmas Day 7: The Amazing Mail Surprise”

KEric Says:
December 7, 2013 at 7:47 pm

Haha, I’m a dude and I can indicate the AV problems related. Prominently being how the stupid product smears off the make-up job and how about she does her make-up AFTER getting dressed. It’s the ridiculous equivalent of wearing a fish bowl during your shower. The only sense it makes is decades later you appreciated it as a AV novelty.

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- shewalkssoftly Says:
  December 7, 2013 at 9:58 pm
  
  The entire manufacturing of this product was worth it for the joy I felt receiving it…25 years after production.
  
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KEric Says:
December 8, 2013 at 12:48 am

yep, that makes it a priceless item 😉

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Lisa Says:
December 8, 2013 at 3:14 am

It makes me wonder how much of your makeup comes off on the mask! may as well use one of those toilet seat covers around your neck after getting dressed!

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- shewalkssoftly Says:
  December 8, 2013 at 4:54 pm
  
  That made me laugh out loud!
  
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Batocchio Says:
December 8, 2013 at 3:28 am

Great, bizarre find.

(And good luck with your health issues.)

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- bettiemuldoon Says:
  December 8, 2013 at 4:37 am
  
  How insane is that? But it will save your horrible Christmas sweaters from getting even more horrible with makeup.
  
  Anyway, I think it is intended for getting undressed at the end of the day, not saving one’s makeup. Hell, I just tie a plastic bag over my head when I want to spare my clothes from smudges.
  
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Sara no "H" Says:
December 8, 2013 at 10:38 pm

I like how it has an 80ish vibe too it.

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