You’d be surprised how different bakeries execute the task of making a “frog cake.”

For reference, this is what a frog actually looks like.

And now for some examples of generous amphibian artistic liberty!

This gorgeous lady is all made for date night.

Don’t know what frog limbs look like? Tentacles curling in on themselves with random smatterings of black gunk is a fair guesstimate.

What are those blue dollops of icing on the head? Anyone? I can’t say I understand the mouth either.

This isn’t how legs work.

This isn’t how anything works. But if the customer requested “Oscar the Grouch as a nuclear casualty,” this cake would be on point.

From the fine folks at Cake Wrecks.