Mr. Chair
Now, I have a strict rule against my furniture being in better shape than I am. But if you prefer your chairs with well defined pecs and abs, you might want to consider “Mr. Chair.”
This is furniture that seems to say “Don’t you dare sit on me when you could be working out right now, you lazy sack of crap!”
SheWalksSoftly 
May 21, 2011 at 3:31 am
Do they make a similar chair with breasts for those of us who don’t want our sexuality questioned because of the chair we sit in?
Plus, nice soft breasts to rest my head against would feel nicer than hard pecs.
May 21, 2011 at 3:59 am
The chair bosom would have to be mighty high to rest your head on it. I don’t know if the world is ready for that level of “perky.”
And busty chairs could cause all sorts of nasty self-esteem issues for women, I’m sure. (Woman to Husband: “Oh, sitting on THAT bitch again are we?”) 🙂