A Guide for the Extra Woman

If anyone sees this book in a used bookstore…please pick it up for me (I’ll pay you back). It appears to be out of print.

It pains me to think of all the times I could have countered peoples’ questions and quips about me not yet being married (at the positively spinster-iffic old age of 30) with “I AM THE EXTRA WOMAN!” I don’t know who coined that phrase, if it even was a phrase, but for some reason I’m fabulously entertained by it.

Hmm…the following excerpt seems to indicate that we Extra Women are in high demand!

No dahhhhh-ling, I simply cannot accept all of the nightly dinner requests and Sunday proposals! Why, I can hardly remember the last Sunday I wasn’t proposed to in some fashion.

Must I spend some time alone? Ah, glad to hear it. If the book says so, it’s got to be true. So I will now resume my life as an introverted art, science and culture geek.

*waves handkerchief*

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4 Responses to “A Guide for the Extra Woman”

  1. It’s back in print! Check Amazon. Tho they changed “Extra Woman” to “Single Woman.”

    • shewalkssoftly Says:

      Ah, thanks for the info. Unfortunately, the appeal (for me) was the ludicrous term “Extra Woman!”

  2. She’s feeding a SEAL in Central Park?!?! WTF?!

    • shewalkssoftly Says:

      Yep…as you know, Central Park is FLOODED with seals…and they gravitate toward “Extra Women” immediately.

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