Couched between pennysaver deals on gutter cleaning and spa treatments, I came across a baffling full page ad for THE SEXY SALAD.
Click on the website and you’ll find an animated bowl of greens, giving a provocative “come hither” stare and periodic smooches to the tune of cheesy synthesized stripper music.
I was thoroughly entertained by the arbitrary nature of the Sexy Salad concept, since one rarely ponders the erotic attributes of lettuce (and this is coming from someone who sites the opening credits of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as her favorite sex scene).
Overall, the place seems worth the 30 minute drive for me, if only to say I’ve eaten there:
Should you decide to browse their site, there is even a “sexy photo gallery”.
The image above should come up in standard search engine queries for that phrase.
SheWalksSoftly 
2 responses to “The Sexy Salad”
Which Willy Wonka movie openings? The Gene Wilder one or the Tim Burton? I can visualize either right now.
Oh, and noticed a small type. It’s “cites” not “sites.” Not that I should be one to talk about typos and malpropisms in my own blog.
o.o did the salad on that website just make kissy noises at me!?! wow, i love your blog^^ if i had known about you sooner i would have joined your contest (i’d post a link to your blog for all the good it would do – for the like, ten people that read mine)