Thrift Horror Week: Ceramic Nightmares Part 2

You’ve already seen Suicide Dog. Now I bring you TOILET SUICIDE. Am I the only one who thinks there should not be a large market for suicidal ceramics?

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This piggy bank makes me sad:
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Stunned Bear really threw me for a loop. Only after my initial horror did I realize that he’s of questionable gender, and/or anatomical correctness.
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For someone out there, a rock with a miserable elephant oddly placed on a spring was the most intuitive choice to convey a wish for happiness.
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Mama owl looks very weary of caring for her strung out little owlet.
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Zombie Jesus would make the perfect tool to ensure that Sunday school children tremble in fear of sin.
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Just imagine the sound this creature would make and be thankful it’s only ceramic…
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This luminous lettuce is far more at peace than you or I will ever be:
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Isn’t this kind of…in poor taste?
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7 responses to “Thrift Horror Week: Ceramic Nightmares Part 2”

  1. So the piggy bank…it was either made by a grandmother who can’t spell or see anymore or made for a “Special” granddaughter who actually spells granddaughter that way. I can’t tell.

  2. I’m mildly worried at the thought that out there, somewhere in the world, there’s a mold for making more of that hideous accordion playing thing.

  3. You’ve given me wayyy too much art/trash fodder to comment on here. But thank you so much for Thrift Store Horror Week!!!! I hope you do this again next year. I vote for an annual thrift store theme week!!

  4. p.s…. how could you NOT buy zombie jesus! And I soooo want that tiki transgender bear. Please put it on layaway for me.

  5. I love this site! Can you believe that I once saw the Teatanic teapot in a gift shop in Westwood Village near UCLA in the 1970’s! I always regretted not buying it. Thanks so much for the trip down memory lane. Cheers.

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