Here is my 2008 roundup of favorite Halloween culinary atrocities from Cake Wrecks. Enjoy the wrong!
Let’s start with some fiercely baffled spiders, shall we?
This poor bastard is…arachnologically wrong, having only six legs (though that may be the least of his worries):
And onto some pumpkins…
The above is actually the Krispy Kreme seasonal donut (for the record, they couldn’t make a Krispy Kreme so ugly that I’d refuse to eat it):
At first I thought the “face” was mold or burnt patches:
More misery…
I’m not sure what’s going on in this cake. There appears to be a small army of cake dolls who’ve been decapitated and had their heads replaced by giant eyeballs…yet they cling tenaciously to their old plastic heads for good measure:
And now some ghosts…
Um, is this even work safe?
SheWalksSoftly 
One response to “Halloween Cake Wrecks”
OMG… those last two Ghost cakes have me in stitches! I mean, the top one looks like he’s pooping out white icing. And the bottom one …well it looks like something you’d see at a Chippendale’s bachelorette party!
..and that twinkie (or lady finger) pumpkin cake just looks plain sad. You’re right, I think that smile IS mold!