The absolutely incredible retroCRUSH (a treasure trove of vintage goodness) actually featured the obscenely artificial Baby Alive food packets I recently mentioned.
Here they are, shown in mixed glory on the refill packets (I remember the “Yummy Banana” having a distinct bright yellow shade though):
And now for your additional amusement, a Baby Alive comic, a.k.a. advertisement, also from retroCRUSH (click to enlarge):
I love the final exclamation: “WE EVEN GET TO CHANGE HER DIAPER!” Oh kiddies, just wait…I don’t speak from experience, but I’m pretty sure the act of diaper changing does not remain thrilling privilege it appears to be.
SheWalksSoftly 
13 responses to “Baby Alive Part 2”
oh my .. I had this when i was a kid.. I still remember what that slop smelled like!
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BABY ALIVE…
…because changing poopie diapers is AWESOME!
…a toy that teaches young girls that red, yellow, and green make…um…brown?
…a toy that prepares little girls for the lifetime ahead of cleaning up other people’s sh*t
…a toy that teaches girls early on that wearing a condom has GOT to be easier than this!
ang ganda…………………..
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