Yes, yes…YES! I want to bake red velvet cake in these and eat right from the skull!
The brain icing is a nice touch.
Yes, yes…YES! I want to bake red velvet cake in these and eat right from the skull!
The brain icing is a nice touch.
I think the design could actually benefit from a few extra spikes. If you’re going to make a coffee machine that resembles a medieval mace, you gotta go ALL out. Am I right?
Strongly consider this design for your torture chamber or dungeon, where a standard “MR. Coffee” pot just wouldn’t do.
The best part of waking up is agony in your cup!
Just another little addition to the “Why didn’t I think of that?” file: Tie Tea Mugs.
Granted, tea bag strings slipping around is not among life’s most severe problems…but why not just loop it and forget it?
After my brief foray into the artistic underworld of sickening pretension, I’m back to featuring something I’m absolutely crazy about: the Laser Cut Victorian Doll House.
I was recently musing about hypothetical components of my “dream house.” Well, I’m pretty sure it’s all here.
I think I want to pin a picture of this on the wall for inspiration. Luckily, if I can never live in a house like this…I’m pretty sure I’d be thrilled just to have the model.
It would take a staggering amount of work to put this together, properly painted and all. But it would be SO worth the finished product!

(Note: a generous benefactor…we’ll call him…Sir Blue Flavor…has tentatively agreed to fulfill my dreams of owning this, under the condition that I address my remaining health troubles and get nice and strong…he’s got a DEAL!)
Ah, a girl can dream…
Of all the decorative shower curtains I’ve seen around the Halloween season (which is now only four months away), this is my favorite:
How freaky would it be to unassumingly flip on the bathroom light in someone’s house and see this?
Oh wow…someone has come with the perfect accessory for people like me who adore being out in nature, but also crave wonderful squishy comfort.
It must be blissful to lie down on these (or line up a FEW of them for true decadence). Also: perfect for fort building. Back in my day, I had to put down layers upon layers of every spare blanket in the house to achieve this kind of thing.
As a tiny picked-last-in-gym-class woman, I can’t wear a “sporty” shirt without instantly turning myself into a walking piece of ironic comedy. However, I could wear these Novel-T shirts with pride! Literary geekiness FTW!
They have some great authors. I’d love to see Huxley, Nabokov and Orwell in the collection too.
See more here.
My one gripe with this metal sculpture lamp table of Predator with nunchucks is that Predator doesn’t need nunchucks. He’s PREDATOR.
However, this table is also available with a machine gun, sword and spear (clearly the more realistic options).
I think if I were to purchase a Predator sculpture, I’d want it to be about seven feet tall and serve no other functional purpose but to stand in place and look intimidating.
What a wonderful poster by Russel Walks: a periodic table of fictional elements.
The elements names are fantastic. Crapcrapium, Wonderflonium…
If only I had a space to hang this!
Get one here.
This could very well go on my project list, which means that some lucky (or unlucky, depending on your point of view) individual may eventually receive it as a gift.
Who wants to build a Ratmobile with me?