How to Talk to Your Cat About…

With two new kittens in the house (who have completely dominated my heart and attention since they arrived 4 days ago), I realized it’s never too early to educate them on important topics.

This collar…perfection.

Yes, these are real pamphlets, available here.

This post is dedicated to my boy Dr. Morbius (after Forbidden Planet, as opposed to Marvel comics Dr. Michael Morbius…I can’t believe I’m geeky enough to specify that distinction) and my little lady, Ms. Nimbus.

Lest you had any doubt that I’m totally out of my mind, their FULL names are Dr. Morbius Doodles and Ms. Nimbus Biscuit. All I can say is…you’d get it if you met them. I promise.

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4 Responses to “How to Talk to Your Cat About…”

caspa'al the friendly ghost Says:
June 25, 2015 at 9:15 pm

BAHAHAHAHA that dinosaur photo is the funniest f*$#ing thing I’ve seen in months!!!!

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KEric Andersen Says:
June 26, 2015 at 11:19 pm

Adorable. Simply adorable.

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Geen Geenie Says:
July 1, 2015 at 3:38 pm

I’d like a nimbus biscuit! I think you are on to something there! 😉

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Comment1 Says:
July 19, 2015 at 12:05 am

Ha! Your cat is camouflaged among the towels!

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