Edgar Allen Poe Sweater
Are we ready to get into the spooky spirit of the best time of year? Archie McFee’s is selling this Poe Sweater in the comically accurate One size that fits no one well .
This is a limited quantity, exclusive item! Some people prefer Halloween to any other holiday and this Edgar Allan Poe Sweater is for them. You could wear it as a Christmas sweater, but it’s designed to be worn on a brisk autumn evening as you contemplate your own mortality while sitting in a graveyard next to an abandoned church. Featuring an honest, but misguided attempt to accurately capture the likeness of Edgar Allan Poe, this sweater is sure to be a conversation piece with you and your friends as you play with a Ouija board and read poetry from your tear-stained journal. This one-size-fits-most sweater is sausage-casing-tight on a 2XL person and awkwardly loose on a medium frame. (I guess that means for me, it’s a dress)
The model photos are amazingly, perfectly awkward.
SheWalksSoftly 
September 12, 2014 at 11:44 pm
Finally a great sweater to be depressed in.
September 13, 2014 at 6:20 pm
If you walk around in hat thing I think those brooding eyes would have passers-by contemplating their own mortality, too
September 14, 2014 at 2:10 am
This sweater is just a win-win situation.
September 14, 2014 at 11:13 pm
Once under a sweater dreary, while I pondered wool eyes bleary over many a quaint and curious bodice or forgotten shirt…
September 14, 2014 at 11:32 pm
“Curious bodice”…hahaha.
September 24, 2014 at 8:19 pm
I want one!!