I suppose this is technically more “badass” than creepy, but once I set eyes on this my brain flooded with ideas of how to fill all the little pockets and loops with treats! What an awesome gift that would make.
LAPD Tactical Christmas Stocking
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Cool Christmas/utilitarian idea ~ After enjoying the wonderful Christmas treats, they can be used the rest of the year to hold some travel survival tools and little but needful necessities like a fire starter. Keep the food munchies in the glove compartment (sure, as if they wouldn’t be eaten beforehand). I’d keep it my trunk ( although I already have a survival case) or better yet put it in the car of a beloved partner to make sure they’re okay incase they get stranded and help doesn’t arrive soon enough.