Insane Musical Scores

As long as I’m discussing sound waves today, I might as well share some truly bizarre musical scores.

Faerie’s Aire And Death Waltz (from “A Tribute To Zdenko G. Fibich”) composed by John Stum:
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I’m particularly fond of the performance instructions peppered throughout: Have a nice day…Add bicycle…Gradually become agitated…RELEASE THE PENGUINS…

Then we have String Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings In A Minor (Motoring Accident):
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This one contains similarly entertaining directions: Players may not fly above the audience during performance…Shock therapy may be necessary to finish…With much passionfruit…

There are also such pearls of wisdom as “If arms fall off, re-attach and play much slower” and “Re-coat all of the pinatas with marmalade until most of the ox drivers have discovered the tube of antimatter won’t fit into some Barbie dolls.”

I must say, I’d be slightly frightened to step into this man’s brain.

Then we have Sylvano Bussotti’s Mobile-Stabile per Chitarre, Canto e Piano, which resembles something between a score and a mechanical blueprint.
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I’m not entirely sure whether Play II for Harpsichord and Synthesizer, by John Stead is a musical score or biology textbook image:
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This one would make a great poster:
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World Beat Music…literally (by Wild About Music:
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Holiday greeting, Stockhausen style:
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2 responses to “Insane Musical Scores”

  1. I said it the other day, seeing these works in your stiudo they are one of Canada’s National Treasures and they belong in Ottawa for all the people of this great land to enjoy but before that many are going to have the chance to see them as you travel across our country with them. So look for Joan, folks. Wouldn’t the cultural attache9s in our Canadian embassies just love to have these shown ~ around the globe ~ and representing Canada’s best? I THINK so! Stunning work, Joan and your passion for horses and colour abounds in each piece. CONGRATULATIONS!

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