Standard greetings cards can be so trite. I love when card makers mix it up a bit, like Order of St. Nick. They have a fantastic series of Depressing Times Valentine Cards, which are ironically appropriate in our suffering economy.

And you can never go wrong with nihilist love notes, as evidenced by their Nietzsche Valentine Set.
(caption reads “A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.”)

I recommend Order of St. Nick for your unconventional greeting card needs.