Ren and Stimpy fans will appreciate this one. Rare Device has developed a plaster log intended for table decor.

A little log is cast in plaster and ready to be the pride of your desk, dresser or the perfect gift for a friend.

Excluding myself, I can think of very few people who would find this somewhat cumbersome decorative desk accessory a “perfect gift.”

They need to take a lesson from the masters of marketing a dead chunk of tree (seriously, watch and remind yourself how great this was):

I had forgotten about “International Log!”