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Holiday Horrors Week: Abomination Party

I’ll finish off the week with some features from our own Holiday Abomination Party, held in Norristown, PA.

The tree was indeed unique, topped with the household deity of choice: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (handmade by Matt).

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When you squeeze the chicken, a watery sack filled with an egg emerges from it’s nethers.
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We called this “Pain Killer Penguin” since it glows a pulsating red like the human diagrams in nearly every medication commercial:
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Tudurcken ornament ACTION SHOT!
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I was blessed by a visit from the Ornament Fairy (a.k.a Steph) as I slept, and awoke to find myself (the none-too-happy face anyway) photoshopped into a Patrick Swayze embrace!
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Of course, this is a reference to the famous MST3K Patrick Swayze Christmas Song (definitely worth seeing, if you haven’t).

We “opened up our hearts and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in”…we wish him good health this season.

Now come along with me on our Turducken cooking journey…beginning here, with this sexy thing:
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Looking like this somewhere in the middle…
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See the process, start to finish, in these nicely chronicled PHOTOS.

The undisputed “star” of the party was internet sensation Chris Dane Owens. This video most certainly counts as a holiday abomination (actually, it’s an abomination for all seasons).

Printer was running out of ink, which adds to the lowbrow quality…
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5 responses to “Holiday Horrors Week: Abomination Party”

  3. My brother makes Turducken for Thanksgiving every year. This year he was in Hong Kong and was forced to make a Turken because he couldn’t find a duck. 😦

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  4. I don’t know which was more of an abomination… that Turducken with the extra layer of quail meat or the Chris Dane Owens video. LMAO.

    That was the best Christmas tree ever! Why didn’t I see the squeezy chicken? More importantyl… why didn’t I win THAT as my prize for worst xmas sweater? And, wow, I didn’t realize that the flying spaghetti monster was so ubiquitous!

    Is that really you in the Swayze ornament?! I actually thought it was his wife. Please, please show me the MSTK3 episode that this references when I see you next.

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