Overkill (Literally)

I can enjoy the absurdity of the Turducken.

But this is America, and someone always has to push the limits of decadence and dominance. Hence, the Turgooduccochiqua; a heinous amalgam of quail, cornish game hen, duck, chicken, turkey and goose…with bacon between the layers, because it simply wasn’t enough to humiliate multiple fowl without bringing pork into the mix.

Yes, man owns the food chain. This is like some kind of mid-life crisis meal.

turgooduccochiqua

In my opinion, anyone attempting to recreate the Turgooduccochiqua (or, heaven forbid, outdo it with even more meat) should listen to the wise words of “The Gambler:” You got to know when to hold ’em…know when to fold ’em.

This lyrical principle certainly applies to stuffing animals inside each other.

turgooduccochiqua-sliced

CNN called it a possible hoax, but I have little doubt that someone would attempt this creation, given the current popularity of food abominations.

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4 responses to “Overkill (Literally)”

  1. Sadly enough, my uncle has made a Turducken before. It was for Thanksgiving a few years ago…and boy was it gross!

    But this?! This is absurd. Absolutely unnecessary.

  2. The stuffed camel is a traditional Bedouin wedding feast, so stuffing animals with other animals is not a recently popular practise. I think stuffing things with other things is a good idea – it saves cooking space, so is handy if you have a lot of people to feed. The bacon in between each bird would help keep the meat moist.
    I love step one of the camel recipe – Skin, trim and clean camel….as if that were the most simple thing in the world!

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