There are some beastly fusions of parts and ideas to be found in thrift stores.
(Yes, that is a face growing out of its back)
Somewhere between a cow, a tooth and a time piece:
Frankly, I’m quite shocked that anyone ever thought to merge a Transformer and a troll doll.
Proceed with caution when approaching Radioactive Unicorn Duck.
Some things are probably better left unexplored.
The best way to ensure your child will need extensive therapy:
And now the best: Sexy Burlesque Cow!
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6 responses to “Thrift Horror Week: Unholy Chimeras”
Radioactive Unicorn Duck!!!! So utterly amazing! Sad thing is, I would totally buy that if I saw it at Goodwill.
I would totally buy that first item!
From the first pic to the last pic, these finds just left me with one question in my mind: WHAT THE F**K?
The sad thing?
I posted one of those hideous burlesque cows to my LJ a couple years back.
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE. SO HORRIBLE.
Awesome finds. Did you come across anything worth buying?
I found a lot of these images online, so sadly did not come home with any. 🙂