An odd trend in thrift store paraphernalia is the figurine with built in “crotch storage.”
Is this (all too) jolly fellow supposed to be a candy bowl? Did no one perceive the indecency of fondling a clown to procure treats?
This just screams impending lawsuit:
The inclusion of God’s curious little lamb isn’t helping this sorry bastard.
If anyone knows the manufacturer’s intended use of crotch storage areas, please share.
SheWalksSoftly 
4 responses to “Thrift Horror Week: Crotch Storage”
Heh. This post reminded me of a crotch storage device that I’d rather not remember.
I feel bad for that poor clown. He’s just trying to be a happy clown and doesn’t realize how….wrong he is.
I want the hobo!
That (and the football player) is a planter for a cactus. You can guess what that looks like, with a single stalk cactus growing out of it.
‘Crotch Storage’…Just your title alone caught my attention! I never knew you could store so many things in a crotch. LOL. Retrieving it is another story…
They’re made to plant cactus in. My grandparents had some they had bought on road trips.