The Swallow’s Heart:

Used as a powerful love attractor when carried in a purse, your pocket, or red flannel bag. Also makes others desire you.

I’m slightly comforted by the inconspicuous “alleged” on the top of the package. I hate to think these innocent creatures had their hearts ripped out just because a human being felt like attracting a little love. A Swallow’s heart probably has more important functions in the actual bird.