Archive for candy coated nightmares

Mysterious Stranger

Posted in absurd, animation, candy coated nightmares, surreal, video with tags , , , , on May 2, 2013 by shewalkssoftly

This rather horrifying chunk of stop motion surrealism was hidden in the recesses of my mind until my wonderful friend Casey reminded me of it (thanks, Casey!)…

Cannot type/talk due to severe illness (all words courtesy of voice software or kind typing helpers)…I read and appreciate all comments…Apologies for not being able to respond.

Bizarre and Creepy Vintage Christmas Cards

Posted in absurd, candy coated nightmares, christmas, macabre, postcards, thrift horror, vintage with tags , , , , , , , , on December 25, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

Medical hiatus no-typing mix…I read and appreciate all comments…Apologies for not being able to respond at the moment.

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Posted in absurd, art, candy coated nightmares, christmas, comics, craft, food, humor, thrift horror, vintage with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 18, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

Medical hiatus no-typing mix…I read and appreciate all comments…Apologies for not being able to respond at the moment.

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The Snowman, 1940

Posted in animation, candy coated nightmares, christmas, video, vintage with tags , , , , on December 16, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

If you like this blog, you will love this cartoon. Give it about 3 minutes…then ENJOY.

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Alex Pardee: “The Aroma”

Posted in art, candy coated nightmares, craft with tags , , on November 7, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

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Halloween Countdown: Vintage by Crystal

Posted in absurd, anthropomorphic, candy coated nightmares, craft, halloween with tags , , , , on October 11, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

These “pumpkin patch babies” from Vintage by Crystal are slightly…unnerving…

But here’s the one that really throws me for a loop: “Needle Felted Halloween Pumpkin Patch Baby Doll with Full Body and Mouse Licking Face”

Something about the pumpkin/baby combo falls short of endearing, but I adore the shock value and discomfort of it all.

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Tiffany Liu

Posted in art, candy coated nightmares with tags , on September 5, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

How sweet is the darkness (or perhaps…how dark is the sweetness) in Tiffany Liu’s paintings.

The monster has eaten everything…

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Caramelaw

Posted in art, candy coated nightmares with tags , on July 31, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

Caramelaw has a portfolio filled with delicious eye candy (literally, I guess).

I think the artist bio says it best:

Caramelaw A.K.A Sheena Aw, is a mad motion graphic designer/video editor by day and a candyland superhero by night…She’s an adventurer, a dreamer and a monster creator. After a hard day’s work in the office during the day, Caramelaw retreats into her studio for a bit of action, making candyart, customizing vinyl toys and dolls.

I want to lock myself in my room and sew plushies out of ALL of these. What I would do with them…I have no idea, except enjoy my bright, fang-filled menagerie.

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Jean-Louis Crinon

Posted in candy coated nightmares, craft, monsters, sculpture with tags , , , on July 14, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

Jean-Louis Crinon has a series of monstrously cool models of well known characters, but I happen to be partial to his originals.

Crinon claims he began sculpting while watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space which I find a delightful movie for working on inaugural figures.

Candy coated nightmares…oh yes.

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Desktop Goodies

Posted in absurd, advertising, anatomy, art, candy coated nightmares, craft, decay, easter, fashion, halloween, humor, illustration, jewelry, monsters, nature, robots, satire, you can't handle the cute with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

Let’s start with a little faux vintage science, shall we?

Yes. Please.

I think this cat-erpillar is on my craft to-do list now. You can make it move in many kinds of ways.

Just your average post-Easter bunny mass suicide (nice work decorating the seasonal isle, guys):

Best weather forecast ever:

You know it’s spring when the Chevys start blooming again.

Grandfather of the Michelin Man

If the Sears portrait studio offered this, I would totally get in front of a camera.

A quizzical little Max Ernst piece:

Excellent ad:

Love this…

Truly amazing top hat idea:

I’d be reluctant to buy these for the sheer amount of lacing required, but this custom painted pair is quite a work of art.

Cute crafty robot:

Perfect for Halloween season (or anytime, really):

Clock for the guest room, to make folks feel welcome:

Does anyone know the origin story of this ice cream truck?

If you haven’t heard, divorce rings are becoming…a thing, proving once again that no human milestone…however brutal…can’t be commodified.

Nice…

This has come up on a few favorite blogs now…

Exquisite.

Ghostly beautiful…

An amazing collaboration between Salvador Dali and Elsa Schiaparelli, circa 1938:

And Jesus rides in on a unicorn to save the day…

Marie Antoinette’s royal beauty regimen was far less time consuming after her loss…

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