From Neatorama
Tag: humor
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Since Americans eat an astonishing amount of turkey the last week in November, do you think the chickens are doing celebratory dances like this?
(Ugh…now I’m lamenting the conditions under which chickens are typically raised in this country…no room for dancing at all).
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The Thanksgiving cake disasters are out in full force! I love the creative liberty that supermarket bakeries take with anatomical structure. My morning grocery store trip brought me to this fellow right here:
It looks like a tiny turkey head on a dirt hill…or a bird with some serious glandular dysfunction.
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I can’t believe this book is only 22 years old.
I love how the title equates females routines with great tragedy and struggle, as if you would find this right next to a Coping With Death and Dying in a book store.
Now I know where to go for all of my tips on “no-show smoothness” in undergarments. You can see a scan of the underwear page here.
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Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to post this image because it pretty much made my morning:

But if you want to read a bit about Ridley Scott’s Monopoly movie, head over here.
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Ah, how the times change.

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Worth a thousand words…

Caption, anyone?
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It’s funny how I’m virtually unshakable in the face of my traditionally “scary” things, but the thought of knitting with dog hair thoroughly unnerves me.

Even more disturbing is the fact that enough people are interested in the subject for a publisher to put out an instructional book.
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LP Cover Lover featured this album recently; a sermon by Harold Henniger (hardly a famous man by any stretch of imagination, but I like to be informative).

Is it me, or does this remind you of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased from Beetlejuice?

If anyone has other guides to the afterlife featuring affectionate couples strolling into the Great Beyond together, please share.




