Left on a car in response to a bumper sticker that said What Would Buddha Do?
Tag: humor
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Seen on the wonderful Wicked Halo:
I adore these eggs by Crafty Chica!
And for the Alice fans…
Some edible creations (via Cake Wrecks)…
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Here’s a roundup of some vintage Easter images I’ve saved over the years.
Conveniently labeled, to avoid confusion:
GAH!
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The Internet is flooded with Easter treats these days, and I hadn’t planned to post much to spare you the redundancy. Then again, I’ve collected awful Easter bunny photos for the past two years so I might as well put them to good use, right?
Definitely start with last year’s Evil Bunny megapost if you haven’t seen it. Some of those bunnies are not to be missed! And now for an encore…
This is like something a serial killer would wear…
Likewise:
And THIS child is in undeniable danger.
I always think of bunnies as cute and round-ish, so I was surprised to see the number of oddly elongated heads.
The creation of a lagomorphic Dr. Frankenstein?
Tammy Faye?
Sympathy…
PAYBACK!
This is what happens when you report for mascot duty right after getting cut off at the bar. I bet he reeks of whiskey and carrots:
Warning: do not sit close to the screen for this next one.
And with that…I’m out!
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I’ve already seen a nice array of online April Fools Day pranks today, but one of my all time favorites has to be the Spaghetti Tree Hoax of 1957.
The BBC current affairs program Panorama told a tale of a family in southern Switzerland harvesting spaghetti from the fictitious spaghetti tree, broadcast at a time when this Italian dish was not widely eaten in the UK and some Britons were unaware spaghetti is a pasta made from wheat flour and water. Hundreds of viewers phoned into the BBC, either to say the story was not true, or wondering about it, with some even asking how to grow their own spaghetti trees.
Here is the TV segment:
So, what food would you want to grow on trees?
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My birthday cake was such a powerful presence that she became like a member of the family during the month of March. I feel it is only right to memorialize her with a formal obituary.
Deana, known to friends and loved ones as “MMMM…good,” died of consumption at 17 days old in Huntington, NY.
Deana was born in Albany, NY at X’s to O’s Vegan Bakery (expertly “Cake Wrecked” and named after an intentional misspelling of her recipient’s name). She spent her early life under the care of B.H. before moving to Long Island at the age of one day. A worldly cake, parts of Deana traveled to PA, through NJ and back to NY.
She was known for her chocolately, peanut-buttery goodness, rich moist texture, sublime frosting, and for weighing nearly half as much as Dana herself. Deana had the ability to elicit copious praise and satisfied moans from all who crossed her path. Her hobbies included making people smile, filling stomachs and ruining diets.
She was a resilient treat who thrived in trains, refrigerators, counter tops, car seats and freezers with perfect elegance and not a bit of flavor lost. She also enjoyed a brief modeling stint on the X’s to O’s facebook page. Deana is survived by her loving family: D.A, B.H. and L.P.
Memorial service to take place 3/31/10…in the dishwasher.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you please send donations from X’s to O’s.
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The inimitable John K. just had a really neat blog post, featuring some retro puppets. Gotta love the 3-D modeled heads atop (sometimes badly) drawn cloth rags.
I’m envisioning a factory that only makes the cheap cloth bottoms…the puppet bottom factory.
Rocky seems to have let himself go a bit…
Here’s a Betty for all of your serial killer play acting:
See more over here.
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This one is for Steph. 🙂
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I’m about to say something that might make me very unpopular: I’ve never done a thing for St. Patrick’s Day. I appreciate the idea of a cultural celebration, but perhaps I associate this day too heavily with those who use it as an excuse to get rip roaring drunk and puke on their own shoes…or someone else’s shoes.
But, since people seem to get very into this holiday, here are some goodies I dug up for the occasion.
Let’s bring on the crafts!
For a nice relaxing sleep after drunken festivities…
Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you…
I wonder if these were mass produced, and there are a bunch of people walking around brandishing one of the most irritating grammatical mistakes in the English language:
(If [your] not able to make a grammatically correct button, fake it!)I wish I had come up with the idea to slap a label on five green jelly beans and market it as a holiday novelty (at 800% profit per package).
Mmmm…tastes like psychosis.
Have fun…be safe…
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I need to find out where this comes from!
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