Yes, I know. Christmas is long gone. But we don’t always play by the rules here on SheWalksSoftly. This post got lost in the holiday shuffle and is simply too entertaining to toss out.

Mercy Xmas, indeed! Is this unfortunate reindeer clutching his gut in abject agony, or is he holding a pile of something extremely unsavory?

This next one would go great in the wiry arms of my infamous Evil Santa:

If this one looks a tad “off,” it’s because the center of Santa’s face is stuck on upside down (though arguably this fellow has even bigger problems):

Maybe he’s born with it…maybe it’s Maybelline…

I can’t tell whether Santa fell off the roof, or is trapped in a glass case in some kind of horror flick scenario:

This one, on the other hand, is clearly a homicide:

I wish I could think of something clever to say about this lumpy, swirly abomination, but I suppose it speaks for itself:

From the fantastic Cake Wrecks, of course.

I’ll start with the *Rooftop Cake* from my local grocery circular, made by their “Master Bakers:”

Now we move along to a less ostentatious creation for the holiday minimalist:

Sticking a plastic head on something does not render it a “body.”

If holiday candles dripped blood…

It’s Christmas, and we know what that means…FROGS! Fresh from the dissecting table.

Gaze into the mesmerizing eyes of Svengali Santa!

Thanks to the wonderful Cake Wrecks for most of these!