Santa may or may not be plotting a grisly murder.

Wouldn’t you love to find these dirty, shiny little carolers at your door?

Just…sad…

I can’t envision any configuration or scenario in which this does not look seriously wrong.

Santa may or may not be plotting a grisly murder.

Wouldn’t you love to find these dirty, shiny little carolers at your door?

Just…sad…

I can’t envision any configuration or scenario in which this does not look seriously wrong.

Ah, it’s time to bring the horror (and I definitely have some treats for you)! This looks like a sadistic plot, crafted by a cinematic serial killer.

Santa knows his number is up. He’s become complacent with his sorrowful fate.