Here is a small collection of vintage greetings to start your year off right.
Well, this is one way to face your demons.

The intoxicated moon has somehow procured a giant cigarette and is rather adept at blowing smoke rings.

There’s probably a story here. Broken glass and an angel making a move…

I completely agree with the look on the bird in short pants.

The source of this card had the perfect caption: “Hallmark, please start making these for a walk of shame card collection, thanks in advance.”

Oddly anthropomorphized bottles making out. One can almost hear the clinking of glass.

Be warned, if you pass out drunk a horse may eat your head while you sleep.

I don’t understand this moon, anatomically.

Ah, a beetle stares into space. Nothing says New Years like that!

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