I had a whole tacky taxidermy theme week planned (now I plan to focus specifically on taxidermy artists). But I think Crappy Taxidermy renders my efforts to post stunning examples obsolete.

You have to see the site for yourself. I can’t properly convey the cornucopia of horrors found here. I want to collect the images on Crappy Taxidermy and turn them into the world’s most awkward coffee table book.

I mean, can you beat Sausage McMuffin Fox?

Hula Ferret?

Or these lovely, tranquil creatures?

Girls, all of your friends will envy your fashionable change purse:

I *think* this image is work safe…

You get the idea.

Here are a few of the isolated pieces I was going to post in my theme week:

Duck Lamp (perfect for the guest bedroom)

Something extreme is going on in this scene. Bonus points for anyone who can tell me what it is.

This photo proves that someone felt giant bats were the perfect canvas for presidential portraiture. Naturally.

This one was up for sale. Adds a sense of serenity and peace to any home.

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Seamoose is all kinds of wrong.

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Everyone knows white rats are the classy ones.

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