Think you’ve seen the most uncomfortably themed jewelry ever created? Nope…not until now, you haven’t. In case some of you are at work, or prefer not to look, I will simply direct you to:

ENEMA EARRINGS AND PINS (the design is actually a marvelous replica of the antique apparatus)

Then there is the Colon of Joy, which I happen to love:

But WAIT…

DO NOT let one pair of enema earrings and a colon deter you from exploring the rest of the Lunaparc website, where you’ll find some of the most amazing hand crafted metal miniatures out there. Ricky Boscarino is a veritable genius.

Some of my favorite things (art, sewing, anatomy) are included in his collection…

The kitchen sets are phenomenal too.

And check out the pottery section for amazing creations like this:

Luna Parc is a five acre wonderland in northwestern New Jersey, home to Ricky’s impressive array of art, sculpture, jewelry, pottery, stained glass and other eccentric projects.

I really want to take a tour!