I’ll start with the *Rooftop Cake* from my local grocery circular, made by their “Master Bakers:”
Now we move along to a less ostentatious creation for the holiday minimalist:
Sticking a plastic head on something does not render it a “body.”
If holiday candles dripped blood…
It’s Christmas, and we know what that means…FROGS! Fresh from the dissecting table.
Gaze into the mesmerizing eyes of Svengali Santa!
Thanks to the wonderful Cake Wrecks for most of these!
SheWalksSoftly 
2 responses to “Holiday Horrors Week: Cakes”
Wow..um, I like cakes, trust me, but if I saw one of these? Yeah, I wouldn’t touch it with a 12-foot-long pole.
Ha.
I got a great chuckle out of these!
I think those “master bakers” took an old ‘Yule Log’ pound cake and threw a lot of plastic crap on it. Which brings me to the Santa cake with the plastic head on it. Is that whip cream down his back supposed to depict his fur-lined coat or his pony tail?
The dissected frog cake has me laughing the most. I mean, poor Gabriella! Apparently her Grandma has gone senile for the holidays.