(click for full size…you don’t want to miss the text)

I have no idea where this comes from, or why someone thought it would be a good idea to market an oddly bisected goat placed atop what looks like some terribly inefficient machinery (though they suggest its use in burlesque performances).

In case the diagram fails to convey the unparalleled fierceness of the animal, the ad states that “a wild western bronco is tame compared to this goat.”

For a mere $10 extra, you can substitute a horse, donkey, tiger or camel body.