Archive for toys

Gre-Gory the Big Bad Vampire Bat

Posted in monsters, retro, toys with tags , , on January 29, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

In 1979, Matell released this wonderful toy: GRE-GORY THE BIG BAD VAMPIRE BAT.

Though the concept is rather arbitrary (never in all my years of being a bat connoisseur have I seen one with a translucent chest), kids must have loved this thing.

If I hadn’t sworn not to add more clutter to my house until I can get rid of some things, I’d be tracking this guy down on Ebay right now. Every grown woman needs plenty of monsters in the house, right?

And now for a look at Gre-Gory himself:

Does anyone have Gre-Gory? Did you have him as a child? Anyone just dying to get rid of one? ;-)

Randy Regier

Posted in craft, satire, toys with tags , , on January 9, 2012 by shewalkssoftly

Short anecdote: in 6th grade my class was asked to construct a diorama based on a book we liked. I recreated the “hobbling” scene from Stephen King’s Misery. I was the only student whose project featured a prostrate Ken doll with a bloody stump where his foot once was, at the mercy of an axe wielding Barbie.

Don’t worry. Despite such antics in my younger (and recent) days, I’m a shockingly well-adjusted human being.

I’ve always had a soft spot for re-purposed and mildly morbid toys, so when I came across Randy Regier’s gallery of vintage style handmade faux-playthings, I was delighted.

See the rest of the toy gallery here.

Lego Predator

Posted in sci-fi, sculpture, toys with tags , , on December 17, 2011 by shewalkssoftly

Yep, we know I have an odd penchant for Predator creations. So now I bring you LEGO Predator!

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Celestial Buddies

Posted in plush, products, space, toys, you can't handle the cute with tags , , , , on September 18, 2011 by shewalkssoftly

Dang it. These Celestial Buddies are just so cute.

Sun:

Moon:

Earth:

Mars:

They range from $19-30 (a little pricey if you ask me), but oh…the cuteness…

Celestial Buddies

Brain Rubix Cube

Posted in anatomy, toys with tags , on September 16, 2011 by shewalkssoftly

This goes on my list of “things I’d love to have in my future office.”

This cube is the work of Jason Freeny, master of fantastic cartoonish anatomical creations.

Freeny’s Website
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Thrift Horrors 9/13

Posted in absurd, anthropomorphic, humor, kitsch, retro, thrift horror, toys, vintage with tags , , , , , , , on September 13, 2011 by shewalkssoftly

It’s been a while since I’ve done a thrift horror post, so here are a few recent goodies.

Is there a medical condition that causes two-tone bodies?

Two words: Wolf Eyes (and I ain’t talking about the band).

Frankenbunny…the perfect toy for undead children (that “cotton tail” almost looks like something is bubbling out of him *shudder*).

Pilgrim Children…of the Damned.

Ow. It hurts to look at these. Streeeeeeeetch….

“Oh honey…I want a portrait to remember you just as you are now…crying and depressed.”

Santa is either drunk, or serious about his Pilates routine.

And speaking of Santa, here he is incorporated into a mind-blowingly bizarre tribute (I almost feel offended by this…but I’m not exactly sure how).

What the…?

Look at this shifty-eyed, shady bear! Lecherous creature! Hide your children.

I always pictured Jesus as a fat lumberjack.

Today’s forecast: cheesy with a chance of scattered awful.

Some things cannot be unseen…

I find this idea cruel, actually. Don’t tease me with your pastry realism.

Party Aardvark bids you farewell…

Most images taken from here.

Image Odyssey: Vintage Strongman

Posted in art, craft, ephemera, image odyssey, photography, plush, thrift horror, toys, vintage with tags , , , , , , , , on January 18, 2011 by shewalkssoftly

On any given day, I’m guilty of countless curiosity tangents. After seeing one word or image that strikes me, I’m liable to spend (too much) time in search of related images, information and anecdotes.

Today? VINTAGE STRONGMEN, inspired by these bandages seen on Swissmiss:

Outlets for the general fascination with physical strength shape-shift through generations, but the fascination itself appears to be a constant of the human experience.

Since images like the ones above are easy enough to search out (if you’re so inclined…which you’re probably not), I’m going to focus on a few of the things that surprised me in my strongman odyssey.

I came across many more dolls and toys than I expected. Particularly modern ones. There’s a strongman revival in the works, folks. Believe it.

Perhaps the toy trend comes from the recent hipster adoption and pop culture resurrection of the handlebar moustache.

They just kept popping up!

Inherently contradictory paper strongman:

Awww…

There are a variety of vintage toys as well.

No idea about this one…

I really wonder what this old “Rover” LP sounds like:

For those who wanted to measure their own “strongmanity” (my adjective describing one’s degree of strongman attributes):

Lou has Muscles and Might (though surprisingly weak ankles):

Mildly uncomfortable…

More uncomfortable…

Best left unexplored, really…

Yearning to know more? Try a Composite Guide.

There were indeed comic representations too, but that’s a whole other story.

I’ll wrap it up here with a classic poster.

You’ll find the greatest wealth of images on Oldtime Strongman (I didn’t take images from the site for this post because I found the logos distracting to look at, but much effort clearly went into this site).

This post is dedicated to the mighty Buff Jenkins, who has helped me loosen many a jar lid. May your tankinis always be striped and well-fitted!

Thrift Santas

Posted in christmas, craft, ephemera, humor, image odyssey, kitsch, sculpture, thrift horror, toys, vintage with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 24, 2010 by shewalkssoftly

Today I give you the results of this year’s Web scouring for the most absurd and disconcerting thrift store renditions of Santa Claus.

Because eyes are overrated anyway…

Especially anatomically correct eyes.

Actually, who needs a face, period?

When you have a face, things like THIS can happen:

He sees you when you’re sleeping, kiddies…

“Very superstitious…writings on the wall…”

I sense tragic comedy waiting to happen if THIS fellow ever attempted toy delivery:

No, this is not an intentional “craftastrophe.” I promise. It was found at a regular market (in the Twilight Zone?).

What? Santa is secure enough in his masculinity to wear pink and glow.

This post was brought to you by MAYBELLINE JESUS!

Be sure to check out:
Holiday Horrors Week: Santas
Image Odyssey: Scary Santa (Inanimate Object Version)
Serving in Santa

VISEone’s

Posted in anthropomorphic, craft, exhibits, toys with tags , , , on December 19, 2010 by shewalkssoftly

I love this concept from VISEone for Brooklyn’s Almighty Dunny Show.

I do enjoy a good anthropomorphic glob, now and then!

For those unfamiliar with Dunnys, they are smooth, white, curved rabbit-like creatures designed as a “blank canvas” toy to be customized. You can see some here.

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Desktop Goodies 12/17

Posted in anatomy, art, craft, image odyssey, photography, retrofuturism, sculpture, thrift horror, toys, vintage with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2010 by shewalkssoftly

I have some holiday themed images floating on my desktop right now, but lets have a look at some of the regular (if such a a word can be used in this case) first.

First, a new piece by Camille Rose Garcia, whom I’ve posted about here, here and here.

[Insert split personality joke for the following]

Damn right:

The perils of waiting too long…

I’m not sure if this is how the “birth” of ideas really works.

Artistically rendered territory of taste:

The “Autobeautifier:”

And for those who prefer to practice beauty techniques with their own hands…

A couple for the pessimists…

This image is actually a giant sea monster projectile vomiting thousands of human bodies. Whoa, indeed.

We’ll finish off with some beautiful projectile vomit by TYPOE

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