I try to be an informed, responsible citizen and pay attention to the news. However, while browsing for important content that is somehow relevant to the state of the human condition, I came across something that The Internets deem quite newsworthy: Justin Bieber’s new Jesus tattoo.
So I figured there must be tons of awful Jesus tattoos out there. My search did not disappoint.
People of all religions or lack thereof…let us unite in our common faith in human beings…to make bad decisions.
Is this Jesus, Will Ferrell, or some kind of hybrid Ferrell Christ?
I don’t know what to say about this, other than “that’s a shame for everyone involved:”
Hm. Okay.
It looks like Jesus wears his sunglasses at night…
Just put the eyes *somewhere* on the face. Anywhere will do.
Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Christ (Jesus is wearing Cover Girl smudge proof mascara, in “Film Noir”):
I’m speechless…I’m…sorry…I’m…uncomfortable and confused.
Poor Jesus looks so disgusted to be on this man’s head that he’s downright ill. I don’t blame him.
Same here:
Ready for a different twist? Jesus WITH a tattoo! Don’t like it? Tell it to his acid wash jeans!
Sadly, this post will probably get more hits (and disappointed viewers) than anything I’ve posted in years because it contains the words “Justin Bieber.”
