Easter Cake Wrecks

This holiday, along with Christmas, lends itself to some spectacular cake disasters.

Speaking of…at first I thought this was a colorblind attempt at a Christmas tree. Nope. It’s an egg. “Oval” is such a hard shape to make though.
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While as yet an uncommon treatment for psychiatric disturbances in domesticated fowl, here we see electroconvulsive therapy being administered to a newborn chick. This procedure requires extensive clinical supervision. Talk to your healthcare provider.
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Hey now, this is a family blog, miss! Can I interest you in a t-shirt or modest shawl?
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I thought this animal’s eyes were firmly implanted in the middle of its own ears, until I noticed the green arcs on the side which are…the actual ears?
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This is a difficult cake to behold, existentially. The poor creature’s life is clearly flashing before its stunned eyes, a split second before an untimely demise.
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If you’re going to get emotional on holidays, try waterproof eye makeup.
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I got nothin’.
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“Young lady, I TOLD you if you kept feeding glow sticks to the rabbit, something bad would happen!”
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With the advent of modern meat production, some slight anatomical anomalies began to emerge.
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And now my favorite: crucified carrots against a backdrop of a toddler’s finger painting. Now THAT, my friends…is how Easter is done.
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5 Responses to “Easter Cake Wrecks”

  1. LMAO! Awesome job, I laughed more as I scrolled down. I think it’s so nice the local insane asylum has cake fundraisers, and apparently the Easter bunny approves of such holy mastery. I’m betting some poor sucker is gonna get a cigarette butt on their fork. It’s these moments I’m glad I know how to bake as a man.

  2. Oh gosh, so many to choose from. The crucified carrots are truly inspired, as is the green-eyed Easter Piggy – sorry, Bunny – but for sheer holiday exuberance it’s hard to beat that electrified chick. Sort of, ‘Fowl meets Bride of Frankenstein’. Brilliant! -Nx

  3. *spits coffee out*

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