Desktop Goodies 4/17

Welcome to this edition of desktop goodies!

Would you buy Kellog’s corn flakes after seeing a child in the ad who looks like he’s be propped and posed postmortem?

Antique “eye massager,” for when your eyes need a little therapeutic squishin’!
Eye Massager.

AXOLOTL in a portrait! (See some axolotl info here, and an artistic interpretation here)

Don’t mind him…he’s really into that “sitting in a wall” thing.

The most complete system ever? Really?

I’m going to give you a great life tip here, folks. So listen up: be sure to set the iron to medium heat so as not to burn your crocodile.

The world’s most wistful butter substitute:

You can conveniently sell your sister by placing a check mark in the appropriate box.

Don’t say it, Dana…don’t say this piece of kitsch is…”corny.” D’OH!

3 Responses to “Desktop Goodies 4/17”

  1. 1) She’s doing the guttural scream of a reality check -“O’ freaking gawd, what the hell happen to my life!?!?!”

    2) Kellogg’s. Eat us. Dead kids do! That undead kid would be better suited for an anti- smoking ad.

    3) Are you sure that thing is for massaging eyes, and not two other objects located south?

    4) Poseidon’s daughter with her brand new pet AXOLOTL. She’s got cat fish, sea monkeys and sea horses, too. She’s a spoiled girl, always getting what she wants.

    5) It’s HUMPTY DUMPTY, Mr. Kool-Aids weird cousin, just in time for breakfast. Free omelets for everyone, yeah! Adds new meaning to “sexing a chicken”. That looks like Storybook Land actually. I remember going there as a kid in the 70s. Well, I kinda remember, I was still carrying a loaded diaper at that age, you see.

    6) Is that Freddie Mercury from Queen?

    7) Either that croc has an invisibility cloak or she’s Helen Keller. I’m guessing that’s an ad for starch spray?

    8) Memories of Butter? It’s called dry toast. A better name would be – “Fake and Fabuuuuulous!”

    9) Sell your soul ad? This was the government’s way of sorting out the crazy kids. “Tourture” must be the chic way of being abused. I guess NapolĂ©on and Hitler really are work colleagues. And why isn’t there a check box for selling a brother’s soul?

    10) I love corn and I love witches. That would make a neat Halloween butter boat, if that isn’t what it is already? Oh the memories of butter.

  2. The eye massager looks terrifying! I really don’t like the idea of mechanisms and moving parts next to my eyeballs. Or indeed smiling corpses at my corn flakes. “He’s a live wire”… I think not!

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