Creepmas Day 7: The Amazing Mail Surprise
This is too incredible not to post. A recent ebay purchase arrived with this “free gift” in the box…which, due to its high AV (absurdity value), is greater than the purchase itself.
Here we have the bent, aging, awkward package of a thing you shove over your made-up face so your face doesn’t come off on your shirt.
It was the first thing I saw upon opening the package, and I thought “someone must have gotten this awesome find for me as a gift.”
Note the 1988 manufacturing date on the bottom left. I live for bizarre stuff like this.
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